Understanding

Understanding is this dude that hangs out with Awareness, Effort and Time. Usually, they hang out together. Every Once in a While, though, Understanding will just show up at a party with Effort and no Time. But if Awareness isn't with any of them, they always leave early and kinda just slip out the back door and no one even knows they were There - except there's this weird feeling like Something's gone. But then, you look over in the corner and Something is talking to Anything and that just doesn't make sense. I mean, he's right there. Anyways.. Understanding shows up whenever he wants and visits on his own schedule. You know the type. Anyways, he's got this thing for Patience... who really does dig on Understanding and they need each other badly... but the two are always getting together and breaking up like a bad Big Bang...she's always complaining about having to wait around for Understanding and how sometimes Understanding just never shows up.. but she sticks it out all the same... then all of a sudden, Patience is gone and all hell breaks loose cause Understanding is always so logical about trying to explain it... and patience doesn't always need The Answers.. but anyways, she likes the romantic types and just won't let go of her first true boyfriend, Love. I swear.. she'd wait around forever for that guy. And I've seen him.. and I would too, but I digress cause I'm not that kind of guy... anyways, I keep telling Understanding he should ask Communication out... talk about a smooth talker.. she's so sweet.. always knows what to say... now, they'd make a perfect couple... but he says he's not interested. He seems to have it all figured out. None of it really makes sense to me, but then again, I don't know Understanding very well. We only hang out once in a while, usually when I'm with Buzz. Now, Buzz.. that's a cool fuckin guy...life of the party. But, that's another story...